HIDDEN JAZZ QUARTETT | RAW AND COOKED - 2LP - INCLUDES CD

"IT'S RAW! IT'S F***ING RAW!" (Commonly shouted while slamming food).

"This fish is so raw, he's still finding Nemo!".

"This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to f*** off.".

"It's so f***ing raw it's still got its wool on it!".

"The beef is so undercooked, it's starting to eat the f***ing salad!".

"This crab is so undercooked I can still hear it singing 'Under the Sea.'".

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't f***ing cook it!". 

Gordon Ramsay's quotes on overcooked food are iconic, often highlighting extreme dryness or ruined texture, with favorites including "Overcooked on the bottom, crispy as f**k, and it looks like Gandhi's flip flop". He famously yells about wasted food, such as "It's rubbery, dry, and chewy, resembling beef jerky or a dog chew!".